“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”
-Tina Fey
Despite our exemplary past in beauty pageants (seriously—Misses Universe and World were both appointment TV for a hot second) this might be the first time I’ve heard “Jamaican” anything called out as an personal aesthetic to which one should aspire.
(via catvonawesome)
