“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.” 
-Tina Fey

Despite our exemplary past in beauty pageants (seriously—Misses Universe and World were both appointment TV for a hot second) this might be the first time I’ve heard “Jamaican” anything called out as an personal aesthetic to which one should aspire.

“Every girl is expected to have caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama and doll tits. This is why everyone is struggling.”

-Tina Fey

Despite our exemplary past in beauty pageants (seriously—Misses Universe and World were both appointment TV for a hot second) this might be the first time I’ve heard “Jamaican” anything called out as an personal aesthetic to which one should aspire.

(via catvonawesome)

,p>Oh, *this* is a good idea. So much cheaper than a boob job.
Yeah, right, they meant lip and brow. That’s why the picture focusses so clearly on her furry face.
,p>Oh, *this* is a good idea. So much cheaper than a boob job.

Yeah, right, they meant lip and brow. That’s why the picture focusses so clearly on her furry face.