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I see a lot of traffic in the tracked tag of pics that are not Jensen Ackles, but instead are from someone who thought to paste Jensen’s head on someone else’s body.
Here’s some simple criteria:
1. Is his body massively ripped like a bodybuilder?
If you answered “Yes”, this is not Jensen Ackles. Hey, most of us prefer him the way he is. Shocking, I know. I suppose you’d kick him out of bed? What are you even doing in this tag?!2. Is he in any way naked or lewdly posed?
If you answered “Yes”, this is not Jensen Ackles. Jensen Ackles is a classy, modest son of a bitch, and he doesn’t do that sort of thing. On the day that he does, TRUST US, you’ll know.3. Is he having sex with Jared Padalecki/ Misha Collins / Jeffrey Dean Morgan / Chad Michael Murray / some actress he’s probably never met / the friend who emailed it to you?
If you answered “Yes”, this is not Jensen Ackles. This is fanart and/or wish fulfillment. But enjoy it, as some of it is quite good.4. Is he shirtless and gaily wearing a cowboy hat?
If you answered “Yes”, congratulations. You actually probably did find a real picture of Jensen Ackles. I think he would want you to salt and burn it, but it’s not mandatory.5. Is he wearing brick pants?
If you answered “Yes”, I know you were thinking I was about to dash your hopes here, butbrick pants are fucking real. You’re welcome.So, let’s review:
In conclusion, quit glutting up the tracked tags with manips and garbage. This man is beautiful enough on his own.
And neither, sadly, is the one of him sprawled in his tighty whiteys against what looks like a hay bale.
Apart from the bit where he doesn’t have lewd/naked pics because he’s classy as well as modest, I do agree. Way too much shit gets reposted with his name on—I’m still not finding authoritative cites for the wet guy in jeans rear view pic. But, seriously, when he’s shopped onto porn, don’t get all excited because of Jensen’s life choices. Get excited because of porn.
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:;sigh::
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If I said this was why I believed in fairies, you’d take it wrongly, wouldn’t you?
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SO CUTE IN A HOODIE
SO MANY FLAVOURS
ALL TASTY
ALL DIFFERENT
NOTHING IS BETTER THAN THIS
(I liked him in Days, don’t be ashamed, bro)
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#’how long have you guys known each other?’ #’seven years? wow. you ever think about sucking his cock?’ #cue giggles #and jensen’s anxious ‘did you?’ face
Fuck you for ruining this forever.
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I love how not!Dean this is, but then I realise…we’re all obsessive nutcases who have 2 coded Jensen hoodies in our files, and perhaps I could do with more fresh air.
Still…ever onward and upward with movie roles, after Supernatural only, of course.
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Jared, how u so hot?
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“There are two things that I know for certain, one: Bert and Ernie are gay…”
There.](http://24.media.tumblr.com/14a8078480835926664e0e62ca4ea738/tumblr_mih9dqjb8V1qzruq6o1_500.png)
Putting those gag reel shots into context makes the show 10x gayer than before. And there was already a lot of gay.
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Rising Con Spain 2010 -
“Jensen pondering the question of whether he’s as brave as Dean, then giving a surprisingly serious answer: ‘I used to not be sure if I was a fight or flight type of guy. But then when I was about 14 our neighbor’s house caught on fire, and it was just a mom and a daughter, no dad there, sitting on their lawn crying while their house burnt to the ground. And my dad just took off running and started hauling out valuables and furniture and stuff, and I didn’t even think, just followed him in and started grabbing stuff, and we kept on going until the fire and smoke got too bad. I didn’t even hesitate, just thought, gotta help my dad. And I remember he was real proud of me, and I thought, so maybe I am brave.’” [x]Photo source](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyqlpl23Wk1qekh17o1_500.jpg)
Rising Con Spain 2010 -
“Jensen pondering the question of whether he’s as brave as Dean, then giving a surprisingly serious answer: ‘I used to not be sure if I was a fight or flight type of guy. But then when I was about 14 our neighbor’s house caught on fire, and it was just a mom and a daughter, no dad there, sitting on their lawn crying while their house burnt to the ground. And my dad just took off running and started hauling out valuables and furniture and stuff, and I didn’t even think, just followed him in and started grabbing stuff, and we kept on going until the fire and smoke got too bad. I didn’t even hesitate, just thought, gotta help my dad. And I remember he was real proud of me, and I thought, so maybe I am brave.’” [x]
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Baby Ackles! I never get tired of him not being Dean, because it helps crystallise the character better, making him seem like an amalgam of discrete choices, as opposed to an accretion of actor bleedthrough.
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