Not that little, but tallawah nonetheless

This could be written in Basque for all it means to me. Sometimes I click on a link to see how other people live and what they give a fuck about. But quite often I tell myself “Oh, they don’t care about this either. This is just people faking it.”

I prefer that to the alternative.

I don’t even know where to start with my issues about ‘Britain’s most beautiful face’ and her no doubt coincidental complexion, or with the article itself. But it is the Daily Mail, so whatevs. I know better by now, but I just keep falling for it anyway.